Just stole this from a friend’s page because it is everything

Just stole this from a friend’s page because it is everything! *Yup!*
WHY THE ART OF BARBERSHOP IS SO HARD
1. Learn the notes.
2. Learn the correct notes.
3. Sing the notes correctly.
4. Fix the bad notes.
5. Sing the notes with the Lead.
6. Sing the notes correctly with the Lead.
7. Sing the notes correctly with the Tenor.
9. Sing the notes correctly with the Bari, reveling in the awesomeness of the rub.
10. Fix the bad notes with the bari.
11. Sing the notes correctly with all the parts.
12. Fix the vowels.
13. Learn the correct vowels.
14. Talk about the correct vowels.
15. Sing the same vowels as everyone else, including the bari.
16. Sing the same, correct vowels on the correct notes, correctly.
17. Sing the same words as everyone else.
18. Sing the correct words, correctly.
19. Sing the emotions of the words as a continuous phrase, instead of single words.
20. Sing the same emotions of the phrases as the other parts.
21. Sing the notes correctly, now that emotions have changed everything.
22. Sing the vowels correctly, now that emotions and notes have changed everything.
23. Add in choreo and start over.

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