Kofi Atta Annan is a Ghanaian diplomat who served as the seventh Secretary

Kofi Atta Annan is a Ghanaian diplomat who served as the seventh Secretary-General of the United Nations from January 1997 to December 2006. Annan and the UN were the co-recipients of the 2001 Nobel Peace Prize. Wikipedia.
His good friends and allies called him Kofi or even “Covfefe” (an obscure ghanian “pet name”).
While in NYC, He was sometimes confused by phone calls that he would receive at all hours of the night and day, begging him to Intervene on their raging caffeine addiction problems….they THOUGHT they were contacting Coffee Anon!
Kofi, being a kind and generous individual, would try his best to talk them down (and he didn’t even careif they called him all sorts of mistaken variations on his name, some of them quite unflattering when “filtered” through his Ghanaian cultural eyes, He,was called names like “Mr. Coffee”, “El Hefe Covfefe” and even names with mildly racist overtones, like “Meet Cup o’ Joe Black”, etc.
Perhaps Donald Twump was SO exhausted the other night after another marathon “Red Bull” and Ice Cream binge, that with his waning strength and weary adrenal glands, he REALLY needed some steaming hot “Covfefe”, just to help him get through a simple tweet- a task he’s done successfully so many late nights before.
Apparently, Trump crashed, Sean Spicer found him asleep on the golden toilet, face down on the drooly sticky keyboard (h even used his secret password, “Comey, Comey, Comey Chameleon”) to try and save his beloved boss, waiting anxiously behind the curtains, hoping that “The Duck” would come to the door, or even register some basic signs of life, but he never replied so Sean just sat and wept in the bathroom vestibule.
As it turned out, Trump Was ALIVE after all and Spicer happily relayed the news that his big Boss was okay, just over tired and that President is not addicted to any drug, illegal or otherwise.
Being the kind-hearted soul Kofi Annanh is, he reached out to the Chump by sending him some tokens of Ghanian cuisine that are known to lift tge spirits and give acperson vital energy!
The White house received a 50lb. sack of “Ghanaian Gold” and another giant plastic container filled with some whitish powder, that was simply labeled “Go Go Ghanian Gadget Glands”! Wow! What a staff meeting they had yesterday, although like with his special “good boy” ice cream regimen, he got two big scoops of the finely ground white magic dust, everybody else got one!
P.s. The return address on the big packages read nothing more than the sender name, which was “Annanimous”!!!

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